Wait, are you telling me Sheeran and Sam Smith the same person? Have you been listening to InfoWars?

"She had just returned from a two week yoga retreat in Hawaii. Getting a look at her tan and her body made me say, 'Aloha'."

I think he just used the D.E.N.N.I.S. System on her.

Geoffrey Arend. And he has a GREAT personality!

Chase Masterson (no relation) = ST:DS9

Steel Beam was my stage name at Chippendales.

patronizing at best and exploitative at worst

Inarticulate??? Das racist!

On FOX News right now, they're insisting that Melania baked the cake herself.

Yes. Because that part-time character was not allowed to die on a show where people die in every single episode.

The CW did not announce anything. No press release, nothing. So go with non-preannounced (+400) cancellation.

It's my 2nd Amendment right to use a trigger!

Chrome talonned, mice injested and flyin' over Privet Drive . . .

Pearl Jam is not snubbing Abbruzzese, the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is. The Hall decides which members of a nominated band will be included. The band has no input.

Screw debt consolidation! Just call Peter Francis Geraci:

Thorne has already broken out of her “former Disney star” label with her "Hey, look at my tits and ass" Instagram page.

The Chicago Police have a black site. I wish I were making this up.

He's a clown. He amuses me.

A new low? The Smoothie King Center would like a word with you.

May favorite Tabitha Soren moment was when she interviewed Bill Clinton. Clinton said he wished he could've played the saxophone accompanied by Thelonious Monk to which Soren replied, "And who was the loneliest monk?"