<puts on conspiracy theory hat>

I can’t wait for people to die testing how bulletproof their new ego-soothers really are.  You know someone’s gonna film it.

Remember, if he replies to your comment, you can dismiss his comment by clicking on the three dot hover menu that just to the right of the star on the comment. The option to dismiss should be an option on it. 

This piece of shit misogynist is regularly in the greys saying horribly bigoted shit. He’d be the one jacking off next to a sleeping woman, so of course this is his take.

If the bad guys can’t steal guns so that good guys with guns can later shoot at them, the whole circle of life breaks down. It leaves the good guys with no options other than accidentally (sometimes) shooting their family members, friends, and of course themselves.

But what other solutions are there to living Beyond Thunderdome?

I’ll miss this one. Holding out for the Lisa Marie/Nicolas Cage thing.

Yeah, people need to lighten up their expectations. No reason to expect a polished product 4 years after the product was unveiled and taking preorders.

No one will be seated during the good guy doctor reveals he’s part of an evil cult and then is never referenced again scene.

RIP AIR BUD.

I’m not one that yells SPOILER at everything, but you probably should’ve labeled this post that way. It’s bad and all, but it’s still brand new and only in theaters. Just posting the ending seems a little too soon.

I’m struggling to think of another example of a filmmaker whose career began so auspiciously, who so utterly and completely sold his soul and talent to become a director who’d have to improve in order to rate as a hack.

*Spike Jonze angrily tweets that Christopher Meloni is a Weisenheimer*

Friedkin releasing his final film from beyond the grave to rave reviews on the exact same day as Believer may be the most baller move ever.

Nice Beaver (Thank You, I Just Had It Stuffed)

the speeches would be drowned out by Zimmer, for one....

What are they gonna do about it, throw some puppies at him!? Psh. Pet Shop Boys my ass.

okay thank you I don’t know what I would have done without your explanation. thank you so much, Aaron. I can finally sleep.

And they’re always willing to share. Perhaps one of them politely offered her some Vengelerstarssebar.

They blow goats. I have proof.