“Keep pretending like you matter, because you objectively don’t.”

The state should probably take custody of all of Elon’s offspring, on account of him being prima facie unfit to be a father, and anyone willing to sleep with him unfit to be a mother.

Fucking disrespectful, but this is why more game studios and QA testers need unionization. 

Bingo. They talk big games about “redundancies” and “missteps” but it’s actually generally irrelevant; while studios take big swings and occasionally miss, this is all shuffling about to keep shareholders happy for a week or two. Examining it too closely in terms of why it happens is a futile endeavor. The answer is…

Also bodes well for his legal team: This attorney forgot to ask for a trial by jury. That means this judge (that she and Trump have spent weeks publicly vilifying) will determine all damages and guilt on his own.

I forgot to mention that I’m clinically stupid.

“She also said she had previously reached out to Epic but it had never responded.”

How big of a casual do you have to be to use any part your $30m fortune to buy Chrysler products.

DENTAL PLAN! 

Lisa needs braces.

Since they are obviously uncontrollable ticking timebombs, maybe combat vets with PTSD shouldn’t be allowed to own firearms?

Maybe he was right about the quality of the work?  But a normal person goes back and asks for it to be made right, instead of simmering for two years and then murdering the owner.

But he would also have to be the gooder good guy with a gun to achieve maximum NRA prophecy.

I never thought of “health code violations” as a nickname for Trump, but that works.

This all could have been prevented if there had been a third person with a larger, higher-caliber gun who could have defused the situation. 

Shame Donnie never managed anything as honest as running a brothel.

Germany kicking Granddad out of the country despite him having money from his days running a brothel was a perfect predictor for what has happened. 

“This is a bit of a bummer as I’d want to buy some so I can get the game’s Emperor Pass...”
SMH *sigh*

Bootstraps? Let him steal his own money just like dad and his forefathers. If the breathless bigots of the far right propaganda machine are to be believed, all Barron has to do is change his pronouns and run rampant in the WNBA for a fast paycheck. Idiots.

This is a glorious example of why I laugh every time private equity tries to defend itself. Embracer went on an insane spending spree and is now exploding, destroying companies, jobs, and lives in the process. WTF did they think was going to happen? Only the most deluded, Wharton School piece of shit thinks they can…