Next time I do something stupid I will tell the judge I was on drugs and not in my right mind. Should be fine.

Perry plays Ms. Leopard (a role recorded pre-SAG-AFTRA strike) [...] The episode is set to air in spring 2024.

Ok, I’ll bite, against my better judgment.

You get how your two statements cancel each other out, right?

I’m confused. Are we still pretending that public figures sometimes wearing out their welcome by doing or saying stupid or terrible shit is a new, partisan, or bad thing?

“Cancel Culture” exists across the political spectrum (cf. Bud Light). “Cancel Results” are something else entirely . . .

And how many times do they have to be told that nobody transitions in order to win at sports?

“Some people are very uncomfortable about teenagers transitioning…”

Republican = Nazi

I’ll say again: I miss when trolls had to be funny, or clever, or novel in literally any way.

And her tits were fantastic.

I don’t know if it was woke or not, but the AV Club has always had an anti-being-an-asshole bias. I think the difference now is the constant stream of articles designed expressly for outrage harvesting.

Please post some links to those halcyon days.

The deleted scenes from Muppet Christmas Carol were wild

It was always “woke”, you just weren’t radicalized into culture war idiocy back then.

My guess? Workaround for a bug that was easier to fix by disabling the ability to steal them entirely.

They should have gone with 4xp4nd4bl4s

It’s truly like listening to a retarded parrot speak. Just hit those regurgitated lines of dialogue like the good little hate filled white trash NPC you are.