eatoncorvinus
EatonCorvinus
eatoncorvinus

if you have the money to spare, and never played Red Dead Redemption before, and only have a PS4 or PS5, go for it!

You feel what I’m sayin’?

Shooting a six-year-old and her parents because of a ball had bounced into his yard, and you’re defending him because “stand your ground”?

You’re talking about Sarah.

😂 Great article. Gave me a good laugh.

I haven’t touched my Series X in months... wait, that’s not true, I touch it when I plug one of my PSVR2 controllers in for charging! 😆

He’s also known to gaming nerds for his eye-catching role as psychotic killer Vaas in Far Cry 3.

That’s terrible... my heart goes out to his family.

Classic Kotaku. You could have written an interesting article about the game series for its 35th anniversary, but I suppose it was easier to just recycle all the Kotaku articles about how bad Quiet’s design is.

Why even write an article about this imbecile? No, why continue to write articles about this imbecile? Kotaku is the only place I ever read about this obnoxious piece of shit of a human. I’m sure there are other, more interesting people to write about in the gaming industry. Stop giving him attention.

It’s articles like these that drive me away from Kotaku more and more.

Perfect opportunity to bring back the Kotaku censorfish missed, Ari. ☹️

Yes, fuck Bobby Kotick, but when you’re on stage in front of thousands listening to you, at least try to make your statement not sound like something straight out of a Twitter or YouTube comment.

These are the articles I visit Kotaku for.

Love it. And those sound-effects are incredible... did I hear the toaster make a M1 Garand ping? 😂

Battlefield does not have yearly installments.

Hahaa! 😂
I only spotted the PS5 in the picture was upside down (which makes me think Kotaku took this picture), but the smug smile of the DualSense is absolutely brilliant once you see it.

I like big butts and I cannot lie
You other bloaters can’t deny
That when a shambler walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung

This. Resident Evil 4 is a great game, but it’s a bad Resident Evil game. Just like Resident Evil 8: Village.

None at all, according to the devs. 🥳👍