She could totally have an everyday vagina and a special occasion vagina. That’s what I’d do.

The Shocking and Sexy Sex Secrets of Two Secretive People: Kelly Preston and John Travolta

This is so much cheaper than going to Lowe's or Home Depot or what have you. The major local lumber yard, which typically deals to contractors and retail stores in the area, is perfectly happy to sell to individuals with a project at hand, and the prices are so much lower.

5 year olds and 18 year old girls should be able to show their shoulders. It’s friggin hot in Texas and the 5 and 18 year old boys will just have to deal with it.

Please tell your daughters it is perfectly lady like and adorable to kick any man right in the nutsack if they make any kind of questionable advance.

The sheer amount of stories that start or end with “I was 12” “I was 11” “I was 9” NINE! NINE FOR CHRISTSSAKES! I was flabberghasted sifting through all the stories shared. It makes me sick to my stomach....I can’t even articulate my rage right now.

I heart you so much for not redacting his email address. And linking to it.

This was my favorite bit: “There’s a big movement in reality TV to be outraged about feminism. I’ve been in professional wrestling. So yes: come see my mirror; eat my wings—I don’t know what to tell you, honey.”

Always test mirrors if you're in a room with one. Put your fingernail against the glass. There should be a gap between your finger and its reflection. If there's no gap, you got a two-way mirror.

Wait, they answered the phone as “bathroom mirror”? They are now referring to themselves as this incident?

This guys answers aren't even vaguely coherent. Was he stoned when you called or is he really like this?

What happy alternate universe do you live in where this is not only accepted school conversation but respectfully and constructively discussed by students?

Because I view so many things in life through a Law & Order lens, I’m confident that your friend would make a terrible witness.

Then again, I did know someone who didn’t realize for an entire two weeks that the guy she was dating was missing an arm so anything is possible.

Lambskin strap-on and a dark room?

He should re-unite with Peggy, there’s nothing left for his character to do.

AGREED. He is the worst. There is no real reason for his character, at all. He needs to go. I would like to see more of Jeff Fordham, if I’m being completely honest. I have been eagerly awaiting a love triangle between, Rayna, Jeff and Deacon. Also, Luke Wheeler turned out to be such a great guy. Like, really great. I…

1, if you're using a 2 cycle lawn tool, you are an asshole.