- how do i learn to line my upper water line? because my eye is always like J'REFUSE!!!!!!!!!! and like my face keeps recoiling from my hand and then all of the tears come out of my eyeballs. (i feel like there are some great opportunities for dicks in the eye or jizz in the eye jokes here)

When the women of Fox use the phrase "gender equality", you know you've gone too far. ("Racial equality" still isn't in their vocabulary yet, though.)

Even the women of Fox News are pissed.

Great clothes. I wish them well. I always read the plus size fashion features on Jez because I love fashion but so far none of the labels you've featured have impressed me. This is the first time I see a plus size fashion line and think "I wish these came in straight sizes".

"let us know if there's anybody you want to hear from!"

"Some people might say 'Oh, well, plus customers aren't going to buy pants because the fit's tricky.'"

Fire cannot kill a dragon.

UP IS DOWN BLACK IS WHITE CATS AND DOGS LIVING TOGETHER I DONT UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD ANYMORE

i tried to note my allegiances in the tags

And Trent was totes a dreamboat.

Jacob is so creepy and so real as fuck.

That smile is used to best effect as Jacob, tho

All of my trans friends would rather cut off a limb then have to "play" male again.

Chris Pratt having a pack of raptors is the greatest idea ever and no one will convince me otherwise.

Don't forget that these car seats are exposed to lots of sun and deal with temperature extremes as they sit in the car.

Behind that smile, so much delicious shade.