As a trans woman invested in owning a vagina, literally (monetarily) and figuratively (emotionally), and physically (yeah that one is obvious), I find this silly. If there are issues with the play, then add some monologues about SRS vaginas. I think that would be awesome.

in re: requested memo-

I know which bodegas and groceries around me tend to have creamy ice cream, and which get the icky texture and flavor from using the wrong temp or varying temps. That choice comes before brand.

Just eat it on the toilet.

Thank you for explaining cookie butter because I kept thinking it was a misspelling of cookie batter.

Considering I have sucked dick for free, I would say this is an upgrade.

If there is anything more despicable and cowardly than this...grown men too pussy to go to their own deaths they have to send a baby to do their mass murder for them. I fucking hope there's a god and I fucking hope there's a hell and I fucking hope they burn in it forever

Both, really.

I paid $4 extra my daughter's freshman year for the "basic retouching" on her pictures, because it seemed pretty worth it to avoid some last-minute pimple tragedy/meltdown. The form said it would take care of stray hairs, blemishes and other minor imperfections. So we get the pictures back and she looks like a…

God - as if learning to love yourself at that age (or any) isn't hard enough, and then you look in the yearbook and someone has basically marked you as "not pretty enough" and made you into what they think you should look like? I had terrible self esteem at that age - if this had happened to me, I might still be…

I found this fantastic (legal!) site for free e-books and audiobooks: Openculture.com

My wife and I have made a habit of visiting a used book store whenever we go on vacation. Since most people vacation to well known places (and typically relatively upscale), this is a good time to hunt down used books. Even more of a bonus is if you visit historical cities, where used book stores could have vintage…

Get out.

Scott is everyone's son

People have teeth for a reason. She should try chewing.

HOLY SHIT. Dude looks like a corpse.

In college I got a serious craving for baby food one day, specifically the banana baby food, and freaked out all of my friends when I brought back a grocery bag full of the stuff.

My mom did that when I was like 3-4 and she was into bodybuilding. Not sure what the benefit of baby food was...

is this where I can say that, even tho I don't have kids, I was super bummed they stopped making my favorite baby food? It was apricot and pineapple, and it was so damn good.