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what is with this family and big walls of flowers?

I just always read it as unhappy + trapped. She seems so utterly lifeless. There was that one interview where she said if it was up to her, she’d just be hiking all the time. GO THE MOUNTAINS, KYLIE. JUST GO BE FREE.

Same!

Mariah! Question! How could you tell Caitlyn’s birthday lunch was lifted from I am Cait?

She said she stopped taking adderall (which she took in early seasons to stay skinny) so she packed on some weight. I think her face looks a lot rounder and the super light hair ages her

I know. They ALL look so different it’s scary.

Okay good I’m glad someone else did that math. That is more than twice what I made last year. $370 a day would, quite literally, solve every financial issue I have right now.

Kim thought she was marrying up. The realization that one, indeed, married down is what ends relationships. Write this down, folks.

Yep. Even if “being kim” doesnt take many braincells, it’s still a brand to maintain (which is HAAARD) and like I said...people keep buying into her stuff so she’s succeeding at it. I have nothing but respect for Kim Kardashian, to be honest.

I would like to get in on this $370 a day action. I guess that’s poor in Kimyeland but it’s better what I’m getting.

Ye is shocked that someone only makes $370 a day. If that’s a typical working stiff, that’s a pre-tax $96,000 a year which is much higher than median income in the US.

Is it just me or is he kinda hideous. At one point I thought he was like a down market David Gandy but now I can hardly look at him. dandilyn thought he had the mumps the first time he saw him.

His head is slowly turning into a dreidel.

I agree. I felt for Katie because it was real and authentic and justifiably disappointed with Tom’s sudden bout of spinelessness. He was doing SO WELL.

schaena is terrible. her husband has addiction issues and she says she can’t be married to a guy who doesn’t drink. i feel sorry for shay.

He was absolutely coked out of his skull!! No doubt! The sweating, the bulging eyes, the overly confident, misguided sense of self importance. Oh my God, it was crazy. I fully expected the previews for next week to include a shot of Jax in the back of an ambulance as his friends muttered about “missing the signs”.

Jax might as well have a cocaine sign lit up over his head. There have been multiple times where it was beyond obvious he was turnt up on something a little extra.

The laugh that dude from Mumford & Sons lets out at the end of that tweet had me laughing really hard. Even he agrees that tweet was funny as hell.

Maybe. But I’m on Swift’s side. I know she’s a vanilla white girl we all roll our eyes over, but she’s one of many women who have to put up with this shit from men looking for cheap plugs.