I wouldn’t consider size 14 on someone who is 5'11 as “plus size”

“Yeezy model Naomi Campbell.”

This is the first time I remember Vanessa Bayer doing that impression—why oh why has she waited this long to share it with us?!

Bet Kim is feeling pretty happy about whatever iron clad pre-nup Kris forced her into.

is that The Game?

Remember, no matter how nuts you are for her, if she likes someone else, it’s irrelephant.

Yeah I’m going to go ahead and object. Pretty sure they didn’t feed folks in the camps Subway, or pay them $100.

Is this what it's like to be Kim Kardashian?

They will never fuck. “I’m religious” is the bullshit excuse down-low athletes like Tim Tebow and Wilson use to cover for the obvious. I’m sure Ciara is getting compensated very well to beard and the poor thing needs the money: She hasn’t had a hit in a decade.

Yeah we still sadly live in a world where one instance of consent is taken as proof that the victim could have consented to any other sexual encounter. How fucking sad that is.

Telling your rapist that you want to ‘fuck his brains out’ and then sending another, oh, 1000 messages to him doesn’t mean that you weren’t raped -but it means the rapist will never, ever be convicted in a court as long as the standard is beyond a reasonable doubt

Yep.

THANK YOU. Lots of women continue to have contact with their abusers after an assault happens. There’s not right or wrong way for victim’s to behave.

PSA to the fucking trolls in the comments.

It should be illegal for ANYONE accused of ANY crime to not be put on the stand. Fuck, this is disgusting!

I would be damn cranky if my sister’s husband was a comically untalented fashion designer and she expected me to promote his line by wearing his hideous clothing in public. And that’s assuming the ugly clothes WOULDN’T cause incredible chafing. So I can only imagine how pissed off Kourtney is here.

I have the impression Caitlyn likes to (try to) one up the girls.

OBUMMERS GOT THE CHLYMIDIA AND GONNA ENFORCE KOALA LAW NOW!!!

Why does every single thing inAustralia want to kill you? Giant spiders? Sure. I get it. Now even koalas? God-fucking-DAMMIT!

The point is, they were ANIMALS, most of the latests generation look like a refrigerator had sex with an alien who also happend to be her brother somehow. If the old ones were just normal animals with a color swap, the new ones are just THINGS, home apliances with eyes and mouths...