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Gia and Girl Interrupted (her Best Supporting Actress Oscar win) come to mind, but those were a long time ago.

Just print a fortune on the outside of each wrapper. to save money. But not an the applicator, that would be weird.

Yeah or like a joke or riddle. Something to make us laugh as we’re wondering how at 32, we could let another pair of underwear and jeans get stained.

+ 1 would buy (and really, just for the chocolate, and the fortune, because I use a diva cup) (please note, I am not preaching about diva cup, just saying, chocolate with fortunes on it, that would really drive tampon sales.)

THANK YOU

Fortune Tampon!!! Brilliant!

I would have an opinion on the tampon, but I don’t really care what the box or packaging looks like. Just stop making scented ones, tampon companies. FFS.

...but as a man, you don’t GET to have one.

Now I don’t know anything about design, but I really feel like they should come with a piece of chocolate and a midol inside each wrapper. Oh, and slip of paper with your fortune on it.

Found it!

I LOVE HER 😂

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Rihanna looks amazing as always and I love the bob. But her legs are reminding me of this:

“She’s really fucking busy” = “We didn’t even try because we can’t fucking afford her.”

This last time I went through airport security, two TSA agents told me to smile more like in my passport photo and then started haranguing this Japanese woman behind me, who didn’t speak very much English, on whether she had a boyfriend or not. And then told her that if they were her boyfriend they wouldn’t let her

So she made it to the gate with her drugs? Good job, TSA.

THAT’S SO SILLY WHY WOULD ANYONE THINK THAT

*shifty eyes*

I want Kris to get two granddaughters from them that look just like Chyna.

(Clover Hope?)

I live next door to a bagpipe player :(