“Oh boy, you got me a NINJA BARBIE?!” “Oh, no, dear, I got you a Kinja Barbie, to reflect a more realistic version of adulthood where you spend 75% of your day trolling comment sections.”
doughforus
eatingcookiesinbed
that one seems like direct response to the popularity of that hipster barbie tumblr
Awe man, I'd have killed for a bit of variation in my dolls' bodies! Just for the variety! Though this would greatly complicate one's clothing collections.
Sadly, it is. I know a couple who have a joint Facebook account, and they still talk to each other on their own page. Makes me want to vomit.
Worship leaders are usually the best singers in their church (because they’ve had college-level training) and MANY get a big head about it and start to think they’re rock stars.
Big Fish, Small Pond.
They each have a personal twitter account as well as an official joint account? The thirst is real. I have decided I hate them and I will not be swayed.
Tick tock, Tyga, before she gets tired of you.
Of course he does, otherwise he’d have to get a real job like the rest of us talentless hacks.
I just can’t even with the Kardashian shit. I will say that if this is just to screw with his sisters, this is A++ level trolling on Rob’s part.
In all fairness to Chloe, if I walked in to my home and my “roommate/person who is not paying any rent” had a person I didn’t care for, and a mess; I would’ve kicked them out too. No one brings drama into my home.
So Kris Jenner is Supreme Leader Snoke in this metaphor, which makes complete sense.
Episode IV
...I forgot Tidal was a thing.
If it weren’t for the money, this family would fit right in with any trailer trash across the US. Call me a traditionalist, but as long as no one is getting hurt or breaking the law, COUGH-Tyga, who cares? It’s not like they are going to have sex with him, so why do they care?
It’s funny because none of the Kardashian/Jenner girls know how to pick a decent man yet they’re giving Rob shit. Kylie is dating one of her older sister’s former friend’s baby daddy! How fucked up is that? Yet they all seem to be okay with it.
Rob and Black Chyna are being so petty. And I fucking love it! The Kardashians are one to talk about loyalty. Kim kicked Rob out of her wedding and none of them came to the hospital when he was sick. It’s obvious Kris doesn’t care about him because she can’t pimp him out like she does the rest of her children. If I…
None of this matters because I just found out that pineapples don’t grow on trees!? What have I done with my life?
This Rob and Blac Chyna thing is legitimately the first time I’ve been truly interested in this family. Rob may be the most interesting of them all.
The Compton hat made me want to punch my screen.