I feel sorry for your pets.

You guys talk about this NIT Cup as if every invited country wouldn’t show up, earn a bunch of cash, and make something out of nothing.

It saddened me to see so many people commenting in the other story that they don’t believe Takei’s accuser, even when they believe accusers in other cases.

Reminds me of this off-topic note in an article on how MTV Unplugged got started:

God, this is painful to watch. (Your writing, not the video.)

So you’re saying no pages then?

The Chargers are a good team with an offense that’s fun to watch.

That’s how you end up with an asshole kid

Jeez if he was white, he’d have a TLC show and be an Arkansas state senator.

Aww man. Just 7 more and he could run his own scrimmages.

For the love of god, just switch to anal.

Only the most educated people I know use the term “f*ckstick.” You must have at least a doctorate.

In a video filled with unexpected twists and bizarre behavior, the absolute most shocking aspect of the video is that our co-star is drinking a Lagunitas IPA and not a Bud Light Lime-a-Rita.

Back in my day, players didn’t need coddling. Hell, that little league pitcher Danny Almonte wouldn’t even drive his children on the team for ice cream after losses.

Plan B: replacing Marlins Park with another publicly-funded stadium.

Just as a reminder… These are not monuments honoring the dead. They are monuments erected after Plessy v Ferguson as a reminder to black people to stay in their lane.

You’d think Jeter would be a little more understanding about keeping around a fan-favorite statue in the field.

MLS is fine. It’s never going to be a top tier league. It’s not going to implode in some TV revenue bubble burst. They just signed a new sponsorship deal with Adidas that increased that revenue stream by 3x. Small steps.

Dearly begloved, we are gathered today...

A Trump-supporting Red Sox fan?