I think you mean, “old bloviating idiots never fade away, they just die.”

Fucking their daughter on that very same couch is the best revenge.

The alternate explanation is that Paul Ryan is telling the truth and does indeed roster McCown, a quarterback owned in 1 percent of Yahoo leagues, which would put the speaker’s decision-making into question.

I’ve heard bad things bad about sugar free Haribos.

Counterpoint: his wife sounds awesome

My first thought when I read “collection of John Cheever stories” was the love letters to/from Susan’s dad in Seinfeld.

They were no more lucky than the Giants 2-run 4th was.

When asked why Mr. Chicken had crossed the road, Williams replied, “knock, knock.”

No he actually was a coke user in the end. He went to Columbia but Newman didn’t mail the letter to severe their ties.

This changes my mind. I now think she did it.

Who gives a shit? They look like dicks, wow. Can’t wait to tell my fellow 7th graders.

Deadspin is unabashedly pro-animal. And I love it.

This situation also just happened in Minnesota with the Lynx and #BLM. Cops are just delicate snowflakes now.

My club Fulham have nearly been relegated from the second tier twice! Yet my love for them is undying. Fandom should be about supporting your club, not abandoning them when it becomes inconvenient.

Makes sense they’d settle on “Compassionate Colonscopy.” Why not try to piggyback off the popularity of “compassionate conservatism” in 2003?

Must be amazing to be the Getty photographer that is assigned to photograph every food item in the grocery store for their library!

It’s not neo-Nazi, just a website advocating the re-appropriation of the historic symbol. Nothing exciting.

Attempting to regain the public’s trust, the team just announced that a thorough investigation into the matter revealed the fraud to be the work of a lone actor non-existent employee, who has subsequently been fired.

“Guys, Start Taeking”

This is such a shitty hot taek. I was at the game. I cheered when I heard “We’re all brothers, we’re all sisters” because I didn't realize a #alllivesmatter drop was coming.