Sorry, dude. I think you’re just not cool enough. If only you could see what I’ve seen with your eyes.

The movie is a fairy tale. It was intended as a fairy tale and it is a true to book fairy tale. It is lush, it has cliches, stock characters, impossibility, magic, and monsters, and menace. It is a beautifully conceived and executed concept piece. It is a fairy tale and I love it as such. If you’re looking for…