Having the sick impulse to call the cops, from the site of one of the worst flood disasters in American history, to report victims of that flood for looting a supermarket; but also: a crime

You are literally the fucking problem. You and this mindset of “Oh shit who’s going to pat my back when I say this really righteous shit about this thing that’s popular to talk about right now”

The cynical perspective is that EVERYONE knows how bad this was and letting McCain, a man from a purple state who has a lot of sympathy right now because of the cancer diagnoses and will not live to the end of his term, be the deciding vote to give the other 49 Repubs cover to say they did what they said they would do…

It’s not about leading voters to the Democratic side - the Republican nominee for President has won the popular vote only once in the last quarter century (Bush in 2004).

But according to The Root, we’re supposed to be rooting for Mayweather because McGregor is a racist. What do we do now?

Can’t wait for the follow up on how the rising cost of education needs to be reigned in. I’m curious how these pay raises will be reflected in tuition and budgetary management.

No snark, this sucks. So young. Karma needs to get its shit straight.

Best sports hair past and present:

You know, I was actually thinking something this, a skill competition for batters to hit targets on the field, like in those old quarterback competitions. It would be like batter archery. Who wouldn’t enjoy that? Idiots, that’s who.

Look, they said they had juiced balls. I went to talk to them, but we ended up talking about Russian orphans. That’s it. I swear.

You really don’t see how someone uneducated in figure skating might think that the costumes, music, and choreography are just as important as the physical challenges, and why a top athlete like Wagner would want to push back on that? Or how the layman could conflate figure skating and ice dancing as parts of the same…

Athletics =/= sports.

Oh jeez, here come the cool witty atheists with their flying spaghetti monster jokes...

We found love in a ropeless place.

With a goal and a fight last night, Malkin was only a rigging of a US presidential election away from the Vladimir Putin Hat Trick.

I shuddered a bit just thinking about greeting etiquette in business settings. I’m autistic, so unless you’re either someone with whom I’m romantically involved or you are an actual dog or cat, your “friendly hug” probably just completely ruined my day to the point where it’s going to take everything I have in my…

Fuck ESPN. Clayton is great - a knowledgeable yet common man with the ability to laugh at himself.

I understand hating the Penguins, but rooting for Ottawa’s brand of anti-hockey instead is cutting your nose off to spite your face. Would you rather root for the Pens to lose in the finals or for seven more games of checking your phone and falling asleep during the second period?

Ok mr “Playoff hockey” how about the world’s softest call on Hainsey that lead to your 5 on 3? And is that the kinda shit you want to see? Players literally laying on top of other players to prevent scoring chances? Exciting. You’re a hockey purist I can tell.

I’d call them the 90s Atlanta Braves of hockey, but at least those guys won one title. More like the 90s-00s Astros: great talent, constantly stymied, got through once, were swept so fast that barely anyone remembers their championship appearance.