you didn't mention the transformers movie on the 29th?

Chuck Norris is the one flying. Not the planes. They are simply strapped to his boots.

See every other Apple patent ever awarded.

I'm sure as hell not about to do it sober!

I once went to a house party where the home owner had bacon toothpaste. I had just thrown up, and it was literally the only thing available, so I did the finger-brush with the bacon toothpaste.

Oh boy I get to dust off my replica car again!

yelled at my mom cause i didn't want to buy all new games

Handhelds heh? Best christmas ever. Seriously though, this thing was an absolute monstrosity: 6x AA batteries: are they nuts. NiCads could only do so much.

RIGHT? It's even more nuts on iPad/slightly dizzying (although that might have mostly been due to the fact that I was spinning around in an office chair at unsafe speeds).

That's not a transformer. That's a vehicle that's modular. If that concept is a transformer, so was the space shuttle, and all the previous space rockets...

Looks like some of them are actually Game Boys.

You missed the cut. I just turned 24 and I vividly remember that noise. That and this little bastard greeting me as soon as I signed on.

i have a PA system with 4 speakers that matches this "wall" and costs 6,000$ less.

I kinda wish that when music is played too loud, the monkey head would shut your music off, monkey screech for 3 seconds and then pop out of the WoS. Until you find it and put it back, the speaker doesn't work.

Yes. "You have two minutes to identify your queen".

Yeah but why even bother having a phone without NFL Mobile and VZW Navigator being impossible to delete?

I honestly do not know of a single gas station where they have attendants any more. If someone came out to pump my gas I would assume he was trying to rob me and proceed to beat him over the head with my purse.

Oh shit, you shouldn't have shown me that. Then again if the laser sucks juice from the phone, I don't know that they'll all work. But I'MMA GONNA TRY.

I've read Giz for years and have never commented but felt the need to tell you that YOU ARE DEAD WRONG ERIC. CHEMICAL PLANT ZONE is the best Sonic song. Ever.