'We hired a hacker to get into the White House servers to find out what Obama was planning, and all we got was this f*cking pirate...'

Everything old is new again!

Terminator does not look like it was designed to fight other tanks. It looks like it was built to fight lightly armed/armored insurgents. Kind of disturbing actually. "Tired of those pesky subjects of yours fighting for their freedom? Get the Terminator upgrade for your existing T-72 tanks and rest easy knowing…

Pretty sure he is able to eat apples through picket fences (when he's not doing the music/Romeo gigs).

It's me, clicking obsessively over and over to confirm he isn't taken. HE MUST BE MINE.

Congratulations for winning the I Didn't Read the Article But I Would Say Something Obvious Anyway Award. And so early in the week!

Let's follow this to its other logical conclusion:

Ground Control to Major Toad..

I'd never actually heard of this (=I'm too old, no doubt). Guess for the next concert I'll have to practice my football throw, open end forward.

Yeah, but can it dance?

Poor girl is never going to live that post down.

The Panasonic cube did achieve my dream of my console having so so many buttons.

No!!! Now I've seen another device I really want! How dare you sir! That is really nifty!

they also don't drink mountain dew

I love these. Humorous, appetizing, and guilt inducing all at once.

Until today, I never knew I wanted a keyboard with cleavage.

There's an app now called "GameWave" that lets you bind keyboard/mouse commands to different gestures and movements, its opening a lot more doors.

That's it. I've had enough internet for the day.

You have to multiply that 53MHz by the cloud though