Rich people have fresh batteries in their smoke detectors?

Yeah, the east/west thing. Really, every highway around OKC is a mess. I lived in Norman for 5 years and worked in OKC for 1, and I still had to consult a map occasionally in that ridiculous city.

The road for West 44 and East 3 are the same road, in the same direction. For funsies, both of these roads are actually north-south.

I always hated this when I lived near OKC. There are several signs like this one.

Happens in older towns in America, where the streets meet at odd angles. There are 3 or 4 in my town where you can't see cross-traffic, so they put up no turn on red signs.

Assuming it's not photoshopped, it's probably (but only probably) a reference to rape seed, which is primarily used to make cooking oil.

Ugh. They'd turn the cougar into a crossover. I just know it.

Damn near every bridge I've ever seen has that sign. I'm sure it's no coincidence that this seems to have been the morning rush hour - everyone's still waiting for that first cup of coffee to kick in so they can think straight.

Wish I could go CNG. No house gas, and no stations that sell it within a reasonable radius. Maybe some day.

An so I say to mi bella, I say "Mi bella, you do no drive jour lambourgeeeni? Why you breaka my heart?"

It's a tough call for my favorite. The mountain bike video was truly epic, but the "oh, shut up!" in #2 might have the whole field beat.

OK, so neither of us is right, but neither are you. Pretend I said Brilliance instead - it's the idea that I was trying to get across, I could care less what the car actually costs. Is it a little ridiculous that they arbitrarily set a 25-year rule? Of course. But that's the rule. If the speed limit is 45, but I…

That customs official is just spouting the boilerplate he's paid to spout. Aaannd...he's right. There's a reason cars aren't allowed in the country. It would be awfully expensive to ban each one, so they just don't let cars that aren't federalized in, except for a few special cases. Otherwise, we'd end up with…

especially when they're retarded and make no sense. You don't get rules changed by being a criminal. You get rules changed by being a respectable member of society.

"eight years after an agreement specified that the car would be sent back to where it came following repairs."

meter*Newtons?

If you're the type of guy who worries that girls will see him in a chick car and giggle, you will probably never find a good one.

I'm fairly certain you're responding to a post in a different universe. Take a chill pill, brosephine.

Sorry for what? I'll peek at anything with a fold-down windshield.

I'm sure it's too late, but #cotdnominations