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eatadickyall

I have a chest like a 13 year old boy. I don’t even think I can hold things in my BRA. Hahaha.

totes hot, specially if you ate them after

she should be hunching forward - that’s how you win

Y’ALL, I DON’T HAVE ANY QUARTERS. HOW ELSE WILL I VALIDATE MYSELF WITHOUT QUARTERS?!

The other day I noticed a bunch of Oreo crumbs had accumulated in my collarbones while I was eating in bed laying down. Sexy y/n?

Lol at the thought of my saggy boobs holding things.

Just imagine someone frantically sanitizing every surface in their home which may once have come into contact with bare porn-star buttocks...and having to watch and re-watch the film to make sure they'd gotten them all.

Things I have learned: