Blowjobs don’t get the greatest depictions in the media, especially in porn. There’s lots of mouth-fucking, forced…
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Is that the Anal Intruder, from Top Secret, Val Kilmer’s finest work?
I remember being 14-15 and seeing that on video hand having to have someone explain it to me. Maybe took me another 5 years to actually get it. I was a sheltered boy.
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she should be hunching forward - that’s how you win
Y’ALL, I DON’T HAVE ANY QUARTERS. HOW ELSE WILL I VALIDATE MYSELF WITHOUT QUARTERS?!
The other day I noticed a bunch of Oreo crumbs had accumulated in my collarbones while I was eating in bed laying down. Sexy y/n?
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Just imagine someone frantically sanitizing every surface in their home which may once have come into contact with bare porn-star buttocks...and having to watch and re-watch the film to make sure they'd gotten them all.
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