It’s always something here man, “not enough women or people of color!” Or “you used the wrong pronoun!” I can’t imagine how miserable these people must be, having to be angry every day about every minuscule detail and dealing with people like me who simply don’t give a single fuck what they think, and that I was…

Ocasio-Cortez has already stepped in a big pile of shit by unethically giving her boyfriend access to a congressional email account so I’d say she is shit out of luck for a presidency. That and im assuming eventually her teeth will manage to escape from her mouth. 

Holy shit is that hypocritical in retrospect. 

GMG is staffed by bloggers/news aggregators, not journalists. 

It’s pervasive in every GMG site, the bloggers are always hunting for ways to shout about how there “aren’t enough women,” or it’s about the lack of diversity, or how you should despise the rich because they’ve gotten further than you. All they want is to stoke the outrage of less fortunate telling them that they…

This is totally true, the last paragraph especially. I mean, I know a lot of black people get a raw deal depending on their upbringing etc, but it’s like the people around here are rooting for black people to get fucked over so they can milk it. I personally as a white guy think black people can stand up for…

I’d buy him the gun or tie the noose myself if suicide wasn’t a crime and I’d be held liable for aiding and abetting. 

“Kill yourself.”

Afraid not. You do sound like a very unpleasant and irritating person to be around, however. 

Well, both Root and Splinter primarily but you can see the whiners creep over to The Takeout and Gizmodo in almost every article, just begging to be either be offended themselves or on behalf of some perceived aggrieved party. 

They’ll just say it’s Trump’s fault he “had” to do this. 

MAGA people feel like victims because you fucking victimize them. You treat them like their fucking hat or opinions cause you some personal harm and harass them in public and chase them around screaming like a maniac. Stop being a psychotic asshole and I’m sure they’ll stop feeling attacked. 

Citation needed, moron. 

The Duke lacrosse case was an issue of prosecutorial misconduct, this is filing a false report and conspiracy charges, likely to defraud the state. 

It’s almost like things aren’t nearly as bad as GMG wants you to believe!

I love how many complete idiots still believe Philips’ story that he was “doing a peace chant” directly in to a kid’s face and staring him down. 

Have you ever had an opinion of any substance or is suggesting people kill themselves the extent of your mental ability? I’m guessing the latter. 

Isn’t that what 95% of Gizmodo media’s bloggers and commenters strive for on a daily basis?

If you’re broke it’s because your dumb ass majored in philosophy, English, or some other idiotic shit like sociology; in which case that’s your own damn fault. 

Everything is an emergency to Splinter bloggers and its readers.