What do you think the odds are she overstays that visa?

Polls don’t actually show anything, especially when their sample size is a thousand people in heavily liberal districts. Splinter doesn’t understand the difference between “70% of people polled” and “70% of the USA.”

It’s almost like Splinter doesn’t understand different people want different things, and are calling for a more Stalin-esque change. 

I swear to God the site is now just run by elaborate code, and none of the writers exist. 

Can I get a bullet to the brain as a lifeline?

The vanguard die first, so okay. 

70% of Berkeley, California maybe. 

His screed was literally ever shit community college professor’s wet dream. 

“Here lies a toppled God, his fall was not a small one. We did but build his pedestal, a narrow and a tall one.” Easier?

Just cos he might not be able to help it doesn’t make it not amusing. 

Or maybe so large states don’t have unilateral control over government, maniac?

Because the Democrats totally don’t do that with ideas like abolishing the electoral college. No sir. 

Then maybe you should support him getting his wall if you want people back to work. 

If he did all or any of those things you’d simply be complaining that he used government money for this all while the shutdown is on. 

Why would anyone be embarrassed about this?

I don’t really get the snark towards fast food. I enjoy it every so often as it’s cheap, tasty, and convenient, as well as perfect for an energy boost if I don’t have time to eat a fucking four course spread like the staff at Splinter do. And let’s be realistic, these people eat chipotle too and they have a worse…

It actually does, if you ever managed to read a History book. 

Website slams person for desiring fame in blog post providing it for her; staff fails to ever notice the irony. 

It’s not stealing if one country takes it from another by force of arms. That’s what we call “conquering.”

No way, I want her to at least nail Pelosi with a pie first.