WORDDDD!!! And I guess, yes on the baby powder....

Khazan also says that training your hair to get less oily by washing it less is a myth according to an actual dermatologist. If you have an oily scalp, you have an oily scalp. (As an amateur hair-haver, I disagree. I made the transition to washing less, which was harrowing, but worth the journey.)

No! This sucks. I loved the first season, but I cannot stand Nicole Kidman. She lacks all of the authenticity and relatibility of Elizabeth Moss.

I’m more inspired by this bird.

To be fair, Trump was even more orange without even trying.

A light-weight alternative to putting rocks in the bottom of a pot for drainage is to use those cheap, green scouring pads. You can usually get a 3-4 pack at dollar stores, and I just fold or cut them into smaller pieces to put in the bottom of my pots and put my potting mix & plant right on top. I don’t like the…

Some people have the cremation after the viewing and everyone has had a chance to pay their respects. That seems like the best of both worlds to me, your body is there for all the usual mourning activities and then, at the point where you’d just be rotting away to dust for the next few decades anyways, you skip to the…

tied with the OpenButts(TM) collection...

And have your stone mapped so you can prove when a shady jeweler tries to swap it out for another stone. All stones have some flaws, which can be used as a fingerprint.

If you had $21,000+ to spend on a ring, is Kay Jewelers really your jeweler of choice...?! I’ve never heard good things about their quality, and if you’re making that kind of financial investment, I’d think you would get a much more unique and well-made product if you went to an independent jeweler, not a chain. Or if…

Seriously, there are so many beautiful options for smaller busts. It kills me.

I’m getting married at the end of the summer and this person sounds bitter as fuck. There will be no bridesmaids/groomsmen, no bachelorette, no gauntlet of bullshit events for our wedding. Weddings don’t have to be stressful nightmares. It’s pretty laughable that someone that got married straight out of college now…

Your problem is that you have too many friends. I don’t know 26 people well enough to be invited to their weddings. It’s cheaper that way.

I’m currently planning my wedding, and as the last of my friends to get married (I’ve been a VERY good sport time and time again as I have spent thousands on bachelorette parties, showers, weddings, gifts, etc) c’mon now...let me have my time to enjoy and celebrate! No need to hate on other people’s happiness! Sheesh.

Well, it’s Teen Vogue, not Teen Peasant.

At 15 I was at a state magnet school for STEM, surrounded by kids who were much, much smarter than I’ll ever be. At 34/35, many of them are already tenured faculty at universities in the top 10 worldwide for their discipline, or have made squillions in Silicon Valley.

That is better, but I still see it as a place for a snotcicle or snotlactite to form.

Artisan? Child, offer up photos of these things you have made by hand. Thank you.

Signed, Female Motherfucking Welders of America

yeah, they should have known when she said “wedding’s.”