Farrah Abraham looks awesome... for a 45 year old.

“Ain’t Your Mama.”???

I think we need to talk about this truly disturbing photoshop nightmare.

sad that someone sliced off the front of her body

A pile of footballs you say?

THAN MAYO!?!? ARE YOU JOKING RIGHT NOW!?!!

The continued referring to her son as “MY son” not, “THEIR son.” ......

Agree. I’ve had plus-sized friends point out how bad it makes them feel when thin women call themselves fat (in a negative way) because they’re like, “If she thinks SHE is fat, what the hell does she think of me?”

Psst. Amy. Your insecurity is showing.

I completely understand what Amy is trying to say, but can we also acknowledge how sad it is that young girls (who aren’t plus sized) even thinking that they might be plus sized is considered bad for their self esteem?

someone once asked me what depression felt like. the best way i could describe it was that i felt like someone tied weights to my feet and threw me into the ocean.

I have polycystic ovary syndrome, and during my first week at my first Post College Adult Job my uterus decided that a dramatic entrance was necessary. There I am, sitting in a meeting trying not to let the sheer amount of pain show on my face because of the cramping, when something starts to feel...off. I excused…

I had hookworms as a kid. Tiny, white, wiggly worms that live in your butthole. I saw one sticking out of my poop one day and told my mom, who thought I was just being paranoid and told me to ignore it. Flash forward a few weeks later and it feels like my ass is full of broken glass. I go to take a dump, thinking it…

Maybe not the grossest things ever, but two moderately gross things come to mind:

I was taking a shower and washing my butt, as you do, and pulled on something. Kept pulling. Started freaking the fuck out. Threw whatever it was against the wall and kept freaking out. Thought for sure I had some sort of intestinal worm. It was a rice noodle. That I pulled out of my butt.

I had a cyst next to my twig and berries. Big one. I had it checked out by a doctor who said it was benign, but that she could remove it, but that I’d be laid up for a few days. I don’t really trust knives down there, so since it was officially declared harmless, I just let it be. A few years later (about a year ago,…

You can’t gross us out “Barry”, not after what we’ve all been through.

lunchtime seaweed???

Pointing out typos in professional articles or presentations, like this one, is fair game. If you do this for a living you deserve to be scrutinized for the part of your job that should be second nature. I am definitely not the authority in these things but I also don’t write for a living. Maybe if grammar and typos…