I am going to pay her to ambush you by traveling to your town and when you least expect it, dance wildly around in front of you at the grocery store. I figure it should set me back a good seven dollars.
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There is something...something about this person that truly terrifies.
I almost broke my eyes doing this.
The person who did my makeup for my wedding did contouring on me as well. People see my wedding photos and do double takes and say “holy shit you look amazing”. To be honest, I’ve never felt prettier, and have never looked half as good before or since. That being said, it is way too much work for every day and I will…
I managed to snag a chromebook even though I was waitlisted for it, but it really boiled down to dumb luck. Looking for other laptops to buy after being waitlisted I randomly clicked back to the chromebook tab to see a window saying I had ten seconds to add the chromebook to the cart or else it would go to the next…
I managed to snag a chromebook even though I was waitlisted for it, but it really boiled down to dumb luck. Looking…
I got in on the audiotechnica ath-m40x’s. I’ve been waiting for 50x’s but I doubt I’ll notice the difference.
I got in on the audiotechnica ath-m40x’s. I’ve been waiting for 50x’s but I doubt I’ll notice the difference.
Best deals I’ve found have been the extra 15% off the Amazon Warehouse. I found an open box dash cam, cable modem, and tablet for cheap, + an extra 15% off...cheap!
Best deals I’ve found have been the extra 15% off the Amazon Warehouse. I found an open box dash cam, cable modem,…
You got there a minute late? Buddy try the majority of us who clicked it the second it went up and saw 0% claimed instantly turn into 100% claimed and wait list full. I kid you not it was gone in less than 5 seconds. Yeah if you were a minute late then you were 59.9999999999999999 seconds too late. Repeat this…
You got there a minute late? Buddy try the majority of us who clicked it the second it went up and saw 0% claimed…
Ew. Why would you want to do this? Isn’t the keepsake the baby? Your memories? Why do you need to turn your breastmilk into a pendent?
“so this guy in france says we should all go fuck ourselves and that he will tell everyone he knows that we killed his whole family because his box didn’t ship on time???”
More realistic than Pennsatucky’s magical perfect teenage (?) boyfriend of respect and orgasms.
I’ll say this: there was exactly one person I have ever heard singing in public that improved my existence. It was on the metro at like 11 PM one night, and a woman near me on a mostly empty train was singing quietly to herself. It worked because she was really, really good.
Kim is pregnant w marionette barack obama?!?!!?
Seriously, if those are kids with autism, he deserves to lose his last dollar and live under a bridge. “Look at these MONSTROUS NIGHTMARISH ZOMBIES YOU WILL TURN YOUR KIDS INTO!!11!11”
Ok, so I'm guessing these are supposed to be photos of children with autism. If they were photos of children with Down Syndrome, this would be considered so offensive Jim Carrey would be run off twitter and burned at the stake.
!!!I was just going to post a similar thing. I met some 22-year-olds recently, and found out the other day that they’d never heard of REM. I was like, “come on, everyone’s heard of REM.” I don’t even really like REM, but it seems so bizarre to me.
I’ve come to the realization that I, too, would be okay with a Grey Dystopian Smock, so long as it was comfortable. I realize that people get a lot of joy out of fashion, and I wouldn’t want to deprive them of that, but I also wish that I could just... opt out of the whole endeavor. Luckily, at least for casual…
There are no vaccine Police Your Health is Still between your Doctor behind Exam room doors
Sure, but don’t forget - 18 year olds are SO LITTLE. Like I see them out in the world and sometimes think maybe they’re 12 or 15, because they are so, so, so little.