8th grade year for me. That was a weird year.

I have one of those. /sob

“The government in Iraq? There is no government in Iraq.”

Let us never forget it’s STEPHENIE Meyer. Not Stephanie.

Some viewers simply mocked the angry but mistaken man.

I once got fired from a job at a bookstore. It was a second job that I would come to after a day of working with elementary school students (little) who had special needs. I am 6’0 so was constantly bending down to talk to them/transport them. Anyway, while shelving a large amount of books on the bottom two rows I…

Are you kidding it? I’m LOVING it. Fox News comments right now are more fun pages full of captioned cats. Look at some of these gems!

Do you guys ever wonder what it’s like to be on the wrong side of history? Like how embarrassing the four dissenting justices are going to be to their grandchildren (if they aren’t already?)

via Google news, I landed on an opinion piece on USA today (I clicked the wrong link, I was crying so happily) that was like, “no, don’t worry, straight-marriage will win out, it’s not going away.” like now straight marriage is banned or something.

"Wow, how trashy is Nicki!? Getting knocked up by a dude you're having relationship troubles with and to whom you are not married? Girls these days. Should have practiced abstinence!" - Bristol Palin

Last year at the airport, two middle-aged men we’re making loud comments at me. I was 28, and my 22-year-old sister who looks like Hipster Barbie said, “Omigod, are they like, going to come over here? ... Wait, this happens to you all the time? WTF? This almost never happens to me.” It’s less about being pretty, I…

No joke. Also, put on your damn shoes, you’re in public!!

I, for one, cannot wait until Ferdman tells us about the time a literal Communist tried to refill his water glass too soon.

I go to reddit/relationships on occasion because I’m a terrible person, and there are a surprising number of stories like this. As in, “I’ve had 20 people tell me he’s having an affair, I saw pictures of him proposing to another woman, and I physically walked in on him having sex - is he cheating on me?”

Thanks for this. To be honest, I’ve probably been street harassed no more than 3 times in my life. I’m 23. I often never deal with any sort of come-ons in public, I really never get street harassed. With that being said, I absolutely acknolwedge it as a problem that too many women have to experience, but sometimes I…

If it makes you feel any better, I stand with you outside the circle of this experience and I’m fairly convinced it’s because of the way I carry myself. You probably don’t get the attention because the harassers don’t read you as someone who will give them the response that they want. People don’t like hearing that…

I think that the level of street harassment that most women experience is more closely related to the environment they’re in than to their own level of objective hotness. In smaller towns, there’s much, much less of it. Even very beautiful women can go about their daily business without getting shouted at. Bigger…

I’m a woman, and in 31 years I have never been street harassed. Not once. So these articles, while I try to keep an open mind, do strike me as a bit eye-roll-worthy.

I love you for summing up perfectly what I was feeling, without even realizing what I was feeling. On behalf of all cat lady spinsters, Shut the fuck up, author. Please.

This is the longest humblebrag I’ve read in a while.