These people should never leave their houses ever for any reason.

“The coolest thing about the show is that it tells its own story,” says executive producer Robert Kirkman. “You don’t need to have watched The Walking Dead to understand Fear the Walking Dead.”

I HAAAAATE flying but good god, there are few things in life that make me so happy as a half-empty plane.

There was the Orthodox Jewish man who was removed from a plane for praying. The flight attendant claimed he was, “making the other passangers nervous”. I especially love how she made sure to acknowledge that she “knows he’s not Muslim” as if it would have been more acceptable to kick him off the flight for praying in…

cool story, bro

Last week it was a friend of mine’s birthday, who took her own life just over a year ago. Having her birthday notification was freaky/sad on its own, but when I clicked on her profile (in order to see lovely pictures of her), I saw a couple people posted regular run-of-the-mill birthday wishes. Like, ‘We need to get…

I would fuck approximately zero of them.

Can't stop laughing at Obviously Clint.

I’m extremely judgey today. excuse me. But every last damn one of them (except for the gay one) looks like a dude-bro. *ew*

Constantine Maroulis was on Broadway in the play “Rock of Ages” and was quite good.

I only ever tuned in at the end, when the contestants sang and then had hatchet fights to the death.

Real tragedy about what happened to her shoulder.

ADAM FUCKING LAMBERT

I love how Kendall - the girl born with the perfect model body - is like, “Guys, don’t be insecure about your bodies!”

this mama dog had a far better Mothers’ Day:

I was like, “I love these people in my life who are strong and independent and not attached for whatever just as much as the married people. Why would I want to gloat about something like that?” I suffer from infertility so I liken this pain to that of mother’s day. Tomorrow will be hard for me. And the fact that I’m…

My dog growing up refused to eat peas. You could literally give her a bit of stew with mixed vegetables in it, she’d lick the bowl clean, then she would drop all the uneaten peas out of her mouth back into the empty bowl.

What about fat people who spill over into adjoining seats?

No - it really, REALLY gets better!