that sucks :| hope you get help you need :(

Really, thanks I didn’t know!

It isn’t. And it won’t. We’ve been accepting schlubby men in sitcoms and in some instances even holding them up as sex symbols for years. The wife is always hot. She’s expected to be hot.

Dad Bod expectations:

100% of dads wear these undies. it is known.

No, they would come in to apply for a job. And we would ask if they were licensed and in return we would get blank stares and “You have to be licensed?” in this shocked voice. I am totally fine with people asking about how one becomes a stylist, that’s cool, ask away, but its a little insulting (to me, at least) to…

I’d like to believe that stylists are patient people because I get unnecessarily nervous around strangers especially when they are performing a service for me. You’d think that after a childhood of getting the same haircut, I would be able to articulate exactly what I wanted, but what usually came out were adjectives…

False. You have tons of options, and this is just North Korea! If you’re a soulless Westerner, imagine the possibilities.

I like asking stylists to tell me about any extreme (good or bad) hair makeovers they’ve done. Apparently, there’s a 50-something cancer survivor with a hot pink mohawk in my town that I’ve never seen but plan to hi-five if I ever do. She literally walked in and was like, “I didn’t die and now that I have hair again,…

I’m kind of at the point where I’m terrified of getting my hair cut. I have long, waist-length hair. Having a hair stylish respect that I want the length is like trying to do heart surgery with plastic utensils. I can’t count the times I’ve sat in a stylist’s chair and been close to tears because they removed too much…

Can Millihelen do a guide on how to talk about hair cut features for those of us who have no idea how to articulate what we want? Like, I don’t even know if that question makes sense. I grew up with a hippie mom who did all of our haircuts and then I started cutting my own and just help me, I’m a helpless baby.

My thought process was “Okay, not even Chris Brown deserves th... WAIT, HE POSTED HER PICTURE?”

Yes. The picture to me is a disturbing and horrible thing to put on instagram.

posting her picture on instagram is strange to me?

Ok, even though Chris Brown is the WOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSTTTTTT finding a stranger in your house who has vandalized things and clearly has an innappropriate fixation on you must be terrifying as hell.

Can I have that baby tho? Wow he’s edible!

Margaret Atwood tweeted at me once and I about shat myself.*

* By “shat,” I mean that I told everyone about it. “Who is Margaret Atwood?” asked my brother. “What is Twitter?” asked my dad. “Who are you?” asked the cheesemonger at Whole Foods who was showing me where the gouda was.

TOTES Y’ALL

That was deliberate :)

Did anyone here ever opt out of the whole bridesmaids thing? I’ve been a bridesmaid a couple times (9 bridesmaids in one-TOO MANY BRIDESMAIDS) and the general consensus is that it sucks, everyone hates it, and it’s a complete burden.