I want to believe that, but... I don’t. I think ol’ Darin is 100% sincerely paddling that douchecanoe up the ManBaby River.

Well, if they fought to the death, one could argue that we would all win.

I need to read the whole article but am saving it for after a work meeting so I don’t go in riled up. BUT,

Right? I remember after I went to college one of my friends telling me all the stuff that went on while we were in high school that I knew nothing about. Sex parties, drinking etc. It sure explained all the teen pregnancies in high school and why there were conflicts between people. But you know, I am really glad I…

Her album title is written all over her dress. That is the worst.

I’m pretty sure that she’s literally advertising her new album on her dress, which is...a bit tacky, especially for the Gala.

Does it not look like somebody photoshopped Jennifer Connelly’s head onto a dress?

She is one of the few who, I believe, took the theme seriously without pulling an IggyKatyDepp.

Really, Madonna? REALLY?!

Katy Perry’s can of Krylon purse is just the right touch.

Okay, okay, I understand FKA Twigs is the new obsession but I just need to know one thing before I decide if I'm on board: can she close her mouth or no?

I was raised a similar way (substitute church for job though.) a lot of people don’t believe me and still think I’m weird as an adult.

Speak for yourself. I didn't have a drop til I was 20, and even then no drunken handjobs.

Lisa Eldridge is a Queen. All hail.

If you’ll notice the other replies, many of us were not drinkers in high school.

I never did anything like this when I was a teenager. My parents never let me go out of the house or do anything. It would never have occurred to me to want to go to a party like this at all at that age. All I wanted to get to do was go to the movies and maybe a play that my friends were in. But my parents also never…

That’s called overlining. If done properly (i.e., subtly), it’s a really neat trick...as you’re experiencing!

Can we also all just talk about how this child’s nickname is MAYHEM?? COME ON WORLD.

The name alone should have stopped you.

I hate everybody and everything.