Oh God, yes. I have been reading through these stories thinking “You mean everyone else didn’t just devolve into a sad sack of tears and hibernate for a few months? It’s just me?”

Oh! This isn’t like a break up story but I stopped hanging out with my bff because he was into me like that and became pretty possessive.

after getting dumped in high school, i came home in tears and announced that i was going to slash his tires. i dramatically asked my mom where the box cutter was and she gave me a big hug and said “no, sweetie. what you want is a hammer and a screw driver.”

I tried it today; it was awesome.

CONFIDENT... that men know what’s best.

This is copy and pasted from a power point at my daughters school regarding tonight’s 8th grade dance:

I was straight up told in high school (at my friend’s church, that I went along to one time) that virginity is virginity and if you lose it for any reason, including rape, you are less pure. Nobody’s faulting you, but.... less pure. Other truth nuggets from that night included that you give away a part of your…

Whenever I’m looking in the mirror and see that almost-double chin, I’m going to stroke it and whisper “so brave” to myself. Repeatedly. Certainly someone at my work will have something to say about my character after they witness this in the office bathroom.

I’m a teacher. I was also once an adolescent girl. And this is fucking reprehensible. Like... I feel physically ill. I mean, yes, the poster itself is disgusting, but in a public school?? NO. Girls and women have this shit flying at them from every direction, all the time, in just about every social space (often…

Oh god, this shit pisses me off beyond belief. I have never understood people’s obsession with a female’s virginity. I am in the process of cutting someone out of my friend circle right now because of this. I am 23 and still a virgin (doesn’t bother me a bit), but for some reason she (a 30+ year old woman) won’t let…

The worst. Just the worst. I don’t want children but sometimes I want to have a daughter just so that I can tell her that her value and moral character are not defined by her sex life. Oh well, I’ll stick to preaching to nieces and nephews.

QUIET!!???!!!

I mean... I was gonna point out that having sex on prom night certainly doesn’t make one *less* versatile, if that’s the point they’re trying to make... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

QUIET!!!! (right hand)

“Quiet”?? THAT is one of the cardinal virtues of 21st-Century womanhood? Tidy, shy, and QUIET? ... Yet still confident, tough and ambitious?

“In 2015, telling young women that it’s their responsibility to keep chaste and virginal in order to retain their “character” is just plain irresponsible.”

sup ladies, i got that dadbod at age 29, how you doin

This website says my baby is 2. That is literally twice her age. Fuck this website.