WHAT

thank you for resurrecting this photo.

Awesome, but I’m fairly confused how 25 years means a life sentence.

ME TOO!!!! I kept getting daily nosebleeds on the kindergarten storytime rug.

How girl get pragnent?

Kim Kardashian is a gift that never stops giving. Never since Jesus on the cross have we seen someone give so much.

I went to a dinner thing the other night and Jezebel came up. The hostess was a Jez reader. I got SOOO excited until she said she didn’t comment. womp womp. I hope she reads this comment though. I’m talking about you, girl!

Do you guys ever bump into another lady on the street and wonder to yourself if they’re a fellow Jezebel commenter because I do all the time. And then I think wouldn’t it be crazy if like adultsaur’s doctor IRL is yoga nerd md and neither of them knows it.

Chin: There Can Be Only One

4/5 doctors agree that a completely see though chin (whoops!) makes you appear thinner and more attractive. To zombies.

Not going to lie, I’d give it a try if I had extra cash laying around.

I’m sorry that some people have jumped on to remind you that catcalling is terrible and you’re not missing anything. They are missing your point! And kind of humblebragging.

Over the last five years I’ve been to 13 weddings (I’m sure I’m forgetting some) and all of them wanted “a really unique gown, y’know?” and LITERALLY ALL OF THEM got strapless mermaid cut dresses with a sweetheart neckline. “Unique.”

Its not just wedding dresses, trying to find blouses or dresses with real sleeves is a total pain. I don’t want to have to wear cardigans all the tine, give me some sleeves.

Maybe try lanolin?

Still applicable.

The risk of breathing tiny amounts of oil is probably worth it if it really does prevent the nosebleeds. Anything that helps maintain the integrity of your nasal mucous membrane is doing you a big favor, protecting you from infections and scarring. If your lungs are young and otherwise healthy, your pneumocytes and…

At CVS recently, I saw a mini humidifier that you can plug into a USB port. Maybe that would help? My son gets one nosebleed a year, like clockwork, on the driest night of winter. So I think it’s dryness that causes (some? most?) nosebleeds, and that could be why lubrication helps you.

(Body Odor)