Who the fuck can't figure out 15% sans calculator? This is basic math people!

I used to pursue guys because we were into each other, treated each other well, and had a lot in common. But that's so 2012. These days I've been pursuing guys because they're Start-Up Techies and that's trendy right now. Thanks Cosmo!

Or how about I be the nerdy girl and I just get the hot guy? Nope still isn't happening.

I'm looking forward to the number of people who show up to make it known that there are no points in World of Warcraft.

"This makes me happy that my village is phasing out"

I live in Minneapolis and used to be a canvasser so I have some experience there. It's not a small town atmosphere. It's an exurb of Minneapolis and it also contains a big Indian casino. It's spread out all around a large lake. The high school probably has at least a thousand people. I doubt everyone knows where…

Sure, you go and find each and every one of the girls involved in this "harmless prank" and ask them how they felt about receiving a letter that told them they had to have their vaginas examined at school, and then come back and say it was harmless.

I believe it's Troublé In Beyadise, which makes it even funnier, if that's possible.

Actually, Dr. Phil, unless you're a trained fire fighter, when the house is on fire you should GTFO.

YIKES her face!

OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT!? WHAT IS THAAAAAT?!

He forgot to follow it with "She is not fat" for the final nail on the coffin.

Today is a day for Team Cat.

GIFs do not have to move. Animated GIFs however.....

James Woods can eat a dick.

This looks very poorly photoshopped onto her head.

My ex and I had a goose collision several years back. We lived near a large park and our vehicle at the time was a conversion van. As we passed the park, we saw this goose flying a little too low to clear the top of the van. Out of instinct we both started yelling:"pull up! pull up!" which means nothing to a goose. We…

You had the benefit of no pressure and unlimited time, and your noisy insect was frog?

ANYTHING YOU SAY

Just pay your damn parking ticket.