Hipster Elizabeth Bathory says "I was into this before it was cool."

But if you give her your number, she will ask you for $400/Before she calls you maybe

that picture of Adam Scott makes me feel all tingly in my lady parts.

I love love love Adam Scott but Scott Aukerman might be one of the funniest people around.

If you want more Adam Scott in your life, try his podcast with Scott Aukerman: U Talkin' U2 To Me?

I guess on the day when the Latin-Alphabet-using nations got together to map out the phonology, the Celtic Delegation fell asleep and were too embarrassed to ask the Goths for their notes?

So all those people forced to use it because they have to access company websites that only support IE are idiots? All the people who use it because it is the best touch browser available for Windows are idiots? All the people who use the pretty great IE11, not the old as the hills IE 6/7 that you're basing your…

When I tried to report my rape, I was confronted with police officers that wanted to know why I was hanging out with boys "dressed like that" (was wearing jeans and a tank top in early June). They asked if I was sure that it was nonconsensual. They asked if I was sure the blood on my clothes and my bruises were from…

So you do not believe men ever come across as entitled, yet you write a comment that is seventeen paragraphs long about how women are wrong to share their experiences in a forum aimed at women, because you personally have not encountered the same experiences?

And of course, those women deserve to be killed.......They bullied the poor man into it.

Here's how my comment started, because you must have missed it "Obviously on a much different scale"

"The concept of the video is a behind the scene look at beauty and how it doesn't bring you happiness and it doesn't move you forward in life," Melina Matsoukas

My decree is that he looks EQUALLY SQUISHABLE in both.

Thank you. This is all very apt and very sad to hear. I hope someone loves you unconditionally and never lets go. I hope you somehow escape the bonds of this condition. Please continue to stay strong and fight for your peace.

Right?! Can you imagine having to go shopping every other day for pants to accommodate differing levels of thigh gapdom?

Why does every bearded guy on a food item have to be Jesus? It would really suck if some unknown saint/ghost has been trying to communicate with people for the past 50 years and each time they manage to get their image on a grilled cheese sandwich everyone is like, hey, Jesus.

M'Lady Schumer, will you go on a date with me?

Brian redeemed himself slightly by his reaction. She IS quit the talented artist.

Wow, you're a real winner. I can't believe anything female would go anywhere with you. My experience is that men overestimate themselves on every count and make everything into a dick swinging violent competition. Apparently you missed 7th grade sex ed: surviving is not "man stuff" and the point to survival is to…