One nice thing about having a chronic illness is that I am forced to go to the doctor all the time. “Nice” in the sense that I get checked out routinely. “Crappy” in all other ways.

Thank you very much.

You know what I would love in a society? Something for buying clothes that’s like when you get fancy bridesmaid dresses, where someone takes your measurements and doesn’t tell you, and then just brings you dresses. Then, when you buy them you just never learn your size. Then you don’t have to be preoccupied with your…

Then there’s the cheese with the same name that says “cah-seek-eh.” :-|

It is the definition of hit-or-miss, I think. I just got two stellar dresses from there, and of course bras because you can’t get them anywhere else, but so much of their stuff is so crappy. And I get annoyed that the bras are like $50. I only had one for the past few months because I couldn’t f-in’ afford to…

I switched from LB to Old Navy jeans recently. I am happy with my decision, although ON has its own problems.

I found this gorgeous top at Kohl’s the other day. It is beautiful, though I’m annoyed that it’s now $30 and I got it for $48. Oh well. The blue is striking, much more so than the photo, and everyone I saw complimented me on it. It’s from the Jennifer Lopez collection. I was surprised, but a lot of the stuff I looked…

That’s what I was thinking, too. He’s not going to get very far (thank goodness) by being such an ass.

Hahaha! Yes!

Same here. I am so fucking sick of meowing. Sometimes he meows so much that he gets a hoarse voice and it’s raspy. Didn’t you notice I’ve been ignoring you for the past 8 years when you meow because I want you to learn it doesn’t work? No? Ok.

My mom’s cats drag ponytail rings into the water bowl constantly. I don’t know where they get all the ponytail rings.

Mine goes inches from my face and stares at me. When I wake up there’s a cat inches from my face. It’s kind of funny and I like to see how long he’ll stay there. He’ll stay there for hours.

I love how the cat does not even look in the direction of the disaster he/she caused.

OMG, last weekend my cat knocked over several plants (which I had put out of his reach, but he jumped up there, even though he NEVER jumps up on things), one of which was in a brand new ceramic pot that I bought the day before, and the pot broke. I was so mad. But I happened to remember I had some epoxy clay, so I…

Tarte's "Gifted" is my favorite. I don't think I saw it in the replies. Like the image shows, it has tiny bristles that are sort of in a more fuzzy pattern instead of a large spiral or other larger pattern. That's what I like most about it, but it's also supposed to be good for your eyelash health.

Tarte's "Gifted" is my favorite. I don't think I saw it in the replies. Like the image shows, it has tiny bristles…

Their organic stuff has the cutest packaging.

Their organic stuff has the cutest packaging.

Gifted by Tarte is my fave. It's called "smart mascara" for some reason and has the Amazonian Clay ingredient.

Gifted by Tarte is my fave. It's called "smart mascara" for some reason and has the Amazonian Clay ingredient.

Various places. I think one time Target and one time maybe Old Navy.

I have been there. It was beautiful. They had buffalo(e)(s). Also, we went to a water park and my best friend had a chunk of hair ripped out on a water slide.