I’m from Rochester, Minnesota and live in the Twin Cities now. I love both of them and would probably never move. I went to school in Madison and loved it, but I would also not move back there. Minnesota is perfect.

My mom gives us “baskets” which are containers with bags of candy. Holy cow. I just brought mine to work because it had several bags of candy and two packages of Oreos. I am 33. My sister told Mom to stop, and my other sister and I said, “Noooo!” I like it even if I have to give away the candy. The same sister who…

Haha, my grandma used that in the table centerpiece yesterday. I laughed to myself about it and reminisced about Easter basket grass.

I love the tattered rags theory. Love it.

I was raised Baptist (Midwest, not Southern) and it was disrespectful to even wear casual clothes. Even yesterday when I had to go to church, I saw people wearing t-shirts and jeans and despite myself was like “WTF people, it’s Easter”. Kendall’s outfit would be unacceptable. I even feel bad wearing pants as opposed…

When I was a child I thought it was a rule of life that you had to throw up once per year in school. I did that for a couple years. I also thought everyone had to be in one tornado per lifetime.

That's what I figured after thinking about it for a minute.

Holy scheisse, the nail polish is $18 per bottle? That does seem like a good deal for 6 of them. The colors do look pretty. Considering it! There is another gift set that's on sale (3 for $20). Maybe there are more. I haven't looked through everything.

I saw It Follows by myself and I am not ashamed of always seeing movies alone because I have no friends.

That’s awesome. And fuck that guy...you handled it really well. I can’t believe he flipped out on you again. I don’t get people who have personalities like that.

It’s probably good human beings. I haven’t heard of anything about combating stuff, but I highly doubt the company gives a crap. Also, I have a feeling it’s because I’m in Minnesota. Often I think about catcalling and how it has never happened to me, and I think it’s because people here just don’t do it. I wonder if…

After THIRTY?!?! No way. I'm 33 and my hair is really long. I have no plans to cut it anytime soon and I had no idea that I should even be thinking about it!

I would flip. I do not know what I would do. What did you do?!

“Childful” is a great term.

O M G. My jaw dropped.

My coworkers and I have found this out the hard way over the past few months. We had a mini-revolt and every person talked to HR. Then HR talked to the managers. Everyone promised they would try to help. NOTHING CHANGED AT ALL.

Put it in the special folder called “trash” (joke from The Office that I don’t remember anymore)

I’m lucky enough not to experience it that much. I think it really is just luck, though.

Oh, I forgot about art projects. I do all kinds of art, and sometimes I get supplies at places like Home Depot or the wood store (that’s what I call this place that has specialty wood and woodcarving stuff). Home Depot is THE WORST. If I go into the building supply/lumber section, I get looks from every single…

Fuuuuuck that dude with the wife pisses me off.