Britty 3rd Street. Uh, okay.

I love Nordic Ware!

I adore this whole line of products. I have a piranha pizza cutter (which is excellent), octopus dish scrubber (it's not the best thing ever), and toucan can opener (great). I really like the whale ice cream scoop, too. I want them all. They stopped selling them at Target and I'd totally forgotten to look for more…

GreenPan Saute Pan, $39.99 at Target (with a free bamboo tool OMFG!!!)

I have this too and love it! Good call. I totally forgot about it.

Animal House Piranha Pizza Cutter, $9.26 at Amazon.com

I've been looking for a mandoline for my dad for Christmas. I oscillate back and forth wanting to get an expensive one or not or one with its own stand.

I'm in tears over "Now that's a good Friday."

And anus-y.

I love the comments on this article on Jezebel, like this one, far more than the comments on the Gawker one.

My last name is Baker. Once I was in this European history class and the professor goes, "Bakers were the lowest class of people in Medieval times." I'm pretty sure she knew my last name!

Oh shit, this just reminded me that I dressed up as a Native American in like 3rd grade. UGH!! I thought I knew myself!!

HEY! I wore my new Icelandic sweater today for the first time! :D

It's still ridonkulously expensive, though. My friend wondered if Icelanders can deal with it better because they get paid more, or if they pay less taxes, or what. Because it'd be honestly impossible to live there if I were getting paid my current wage, which is a pretty good one. Jesus. I mean, you'd look at…

My friend had it and she said it was sort of bland. I didn't want to try it. To be fair, I think it's fermented, not rotten.

I always wonder why people wear puffy vests in the winter. My torso is never the thing that's cold. It's my arms. They should make puffy sleeves.

Nicki Minaj has her own picture on her phone. That's like a worse version of wearing a band's t-shirt to their concert.

This is exactly what I wanted college to be like. I just wanted to learn what I wanted to learn.

I'm not surprised. Well, I am actually surprised that they took something off. Etsy is notorious for not doing shit when it comes to "policing" users. "Users are not allowed to call out other users" is the frequent statement called out by admins, no matter how egregious the claim.

Me three!!