That isn't very helpful. In fact, it's the opposite of what this post is trying to point out.

Agreed. I would NEVER say anything like that to ANYONE.

Yep, recently I told my mom about a major heartbreak I'm going through. She said, "Well, you've gained a lot of weight recently. Maybe he just isn't interested anymore because of that. I think you should lose weight and send him a photo of yourself happy and thin, and he'll think twice."

It's like, I sort of know…

I got run through the fucking ringer as the oldest child. I was also very, very smart in high school and had the highest GPA in my class. I fell back a little in college due to academic rigors (not necessarily not being smart), and now constantly feel like a major disappointment to my family. I've actually apologized…

In Minnesota we call Minneapolis and St. Paul "the cities" and the Mississippi is "the river", at least when you're in the cities.

That was my face exactly, except it went even further into a jaw drop.

What does it mean when she says, "good thing this pregnant diabetic is pregnant"? I can't even come up with a possible meaning.

Love how it's teaching English in a foreign country. Although I know it's useful, and I have a friend and a sister who did it, it just somehow goes perfectly along with her whole attitude.

Once, one of my coworkers went to Nicaragua for his daughter's wedding. He was so full of himself that he changed his iPhone signature and made sure to send an email to the entire company. At the end was "Sent via my iPhone in Nicaragua." OH, CONGRATS, DUDE. Some of us started using it for fun after that.

I was like, "Have you not seen Lost?" I just started rewatching it. He is a very attractive human.

I really like it. As someone who is extremely sensitive to "fat jokes", I haven't been upset at all by this show. Also, I haven't noticed that many of them. I don't know if I'm tuning them out or what. I've only seen the first two episodes.

Wow! And she's a girl! I learned 2 new things.

Yeah! That's one of my favorite songs of all time.

G Cat is tiny! I always thought he was big.

Jesus.

If you go there to get one, do you have to order, "One bucket for the cure, please! Original recipe!" Or, "One breast cancer bucket." Or does it just automatically go to the cure? Does it go to The Cure the band? Are you buying chicken for The Cure?

I like to buy things in person for a few reasons: 1) I can have the stuff right away, 2) I can look at it before I get it, in the case of certain books or things I need to match color on (I buy a lot of art supplies), and 3) It's a hassle to get stuff at my apartment. They usually have to leave the package at a place…

Yay, we're not alone!

I passionately love Sufjan, but I'm a little annoyed about how he's all over mentioning her body. Hopefully that's just part of the humor. I'm going to stick to that and continue to imagine that we are married.

She's so wonderful. We're so lucky to have her in the world. And think what kind of role model she is for young girls!