I'm "lucky" (or not) that my leg and arm hair is blond and like 1/1000 of a millimeter thick. If I don't shave, you can't see it. Armpit hair, not so much. I got conned into thinking I needed to have smooth armpits by the Dove corporation. I do now. But am I happier for it??? Am I???

I was pretty chagrined until I saw Alt-J on there. I haven't seen that video, but the Breezeblocks one is really good. Oh well, back to not caring about this whatsoever.

Also, it's "y'all".

Re: the donut tweet - I think this thought about motorcyclists without helmets. I saw one idiot doing that on the (busy) interstate the other day. Hope you made peace with your family, dude.

BECAUSE OF.

I think I have Year Brain. This week is fucking annoying the hell out of me more than usual though, which was not helped by the unexpected discovery that Lime Skittles have been discontinued. Imagine my reaction when I bit into the long-awaited piece of what I thought was sweet citrus goodness and instead tasted green…

People! It's not normal!! Pastries too, though.

I just saw a pic of a newborn yesterday and it was AWFUL. I stared at it for minutes in awe. Somebody wrote, "She's just beautiful!" I'm just hoping it was in the sense of "healthy/came out all right."

Have you ever had the urge to eat something BECAUSE it's so cute? This occasionally happens to me. "You're so cute I could just eat you." It's the weirdest feeling ever. I don't get what evolutionary thing brought that up!

Not even holes! They're like, dents!

Ah, the famous Kelly Killoren breakdown episode.

Yeah, I always get "excited" when I get low blood sugar because I can have something sugary!

The gel just tastes like very concentrated...sugar, I guess. I normally get low blood sugar when I'm out and about. I ate it while at a store once and it was tough to get down, but at least it was somewhat liquid-y.

Sort of off-topic, but I wish they made better ones. I've tried the gel stuff and it is gross. The tablets are like eating chalk when you really don't have a lot of saliva going on. Most of the time I just drink some Mountain Dew. It's terrible. I guess that would've been okay to bring in!

You know, I'd kill to have the terrible job of being a mother. I hate reading this because you're just complaining about something that a lot of people aren't lucky enough to have. I'd take it in an instant if anyone ever found me attractive enough to impregnate me or if my body wasn't broken by a horrible disease.…

Ok, after reading this, I learned that you have to have a 3D printer. There goes that dream.

I HAVE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THIS EXACT THING FOR WEEKS! I am so happy.

Ok, cool! I thought that was the case. Yeah, I don't get it either.

Well, I might be misunderstanding you, but diabetics need them in case of low blood sugar. You're supposed to carry glucose with you.

As a menstruating woman AND a diabetic, my blood is extra sugary and extra banned.