I wish I could be more resourceful! It's definitely a lost art...I have no idea where to even start. The other day I was soooo proud of myself for using part of a pencil eraser as an earring back.

Yeah!! You should go into business!

What a great idea. I have cut up shirts before to use as linings for stuff I'm sewing and I always feel a little weird doing it. Good to know that others do it.

Terribly!

Agreed. Mine are definitely more trouble than they're worth. Definitely.

Yeah, I was sort of being tongue-in-cheek. Sort of. But I really racked my brain to think of something and couldn't. I think I have been lucky to work with good people this whole time. I don't know for sure about people I know, but I feel like I'd know because it would be a huge deal. I wonder if it has to do with…

Ok, well, I have never been harassed or assaulted and I know plenty of people who haven't (as far as I know, which admittedly isn't 100% of their lives). I know 100% about my life though. However, I am overweight and ugly, so there's that.

I am so thankful every day that I was born and raised in Minnesota and still live here. Jesus.

Thanks a lot, she's gluten intolerant.

Agreed with others - there's no expectation that you are supposed to help pay for someone's wedding. This is a new concept that has seemingly been adopted by idiots.

Whatever, everything else tracks me already.

Yeah, kind of tough in Minneapolis too.

So glad I'm not the only one!

On online dating profiles:

Jesus Christ. I only just now realized that that ad completely got me. I've been trying to get smooth armpits for a while now using Dove deodorant. WTF?! I feel COMPLETELY stupid! It's just like you see in movies or whatever. It was totally in my subconscious. Ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh.

I thought she literally meant 1985 and I was like, how old is Ryan Seacrest!?!

Interesting. The only thing that I don't do in her scenario is cover my hair, but I mostly wear it up. I must be hideous.

I actively don't look in mirrors, but that's because I have BDD or something. It's not fun!

I wonder what makeup could do for me. I don't really wear it. I guess I do sometimes, but I don't feel like it's that dramatic for me. Who knows, maybe I'm wrong. I used to tend to put really dark eyeshadow on and in pictures it looked horrifying.

I've always said that you can't be sad when you're eating a pancake. It's a thing of batter that you put on a pan and then eat!