easybreezybeautimous
apprenticefeminist
easybreezybeautimous

If it doesn't, you can dress up in a Lil' Sebastian costume with one of you as the head and the other as the rear. And if for some reason one of you can't make it and need a substitute, I call dibs.

Nick Offerman's giggle is the most delightful sound ever.

"Thanks, Nick."

Laura, I have a plan. We get a really large trench coat and hat, one of us sits on the other's shoulders, and we walk on to set. IT'LL TOTALLY WORK.

Nope. What you've missed is the fact that fat isn't a problem in our diets - sugar and carbs are. It's bad that she didn't exercise, but it's definitely a LOT healthier to eat what she has been eating, than the typical high-carb, super-high-sugar diet that most Americans eat.

I was just thinking this. She is incredibly talented, versatile and original. I have no idea why she's not as big as Gaga or Beyonce.

This is relevant to my interests. O_O

Janelle Monae is totally the best. More people need to realize that she is just totally the best.

I'm still not sure why more people don't LOVE her - her music is so fun & smart! She's playing the Apollo in Harlem, and I really want to go see her (but tix are $40)...

JESSICA IS SOOOO PRETTY. I LOVE HER!

Pretty sure you're going to get zero support for this one, friend.

Aaaaand all together now y'all, collective eye roll on three....1....2......3!

I weirdly thought this would be worse than it was. I suspected it might be one of those videos that cancels out it point by being equally sexist in the other direction, but it wasn't! It was really fun and I loved the lyrics. My favourite part was the "landing strip for a six pack" or something like that. Basically,

What in the fuck?

I was so rage-filled, I couldn't succinctly say what I should have. Thanks for doing it for me.

Having also been a 14-year-old girl, if any of my friends had been having sex with a teacher, I would have known that was sketchy as fuck.

Fucking excuse me, what the HELL did I just read? What the FUCK.

"I’ve been a 14-year-old girl, and so have all of my female friends."