Gosh dang it, Kinja!

Ok, here’s the rant again, but WITH pictures (hopefully):

I can’t see the images, but I agree with what you said.

See, I don’t buy this argument at all, that it’s all the streamers’ fault, messing with what was fundamentally good cinematography. Because you know what movies I never complain about being too dark when watching on Netflix or Max or whatever streaming device I’m using? MOVIES THAT EXISTED BEFORE STREAMING WAS EVEN A…

Again this is why we need an equivalent to the car stereo test. You can’t count on your audiences seeing the thing in perfect conditions. And frankly even in ideal conditions I would prefer to see the people’s faces. 

Julia Louis-Dreyfus remains unchallenged as the Best Dreyfus(s).

it’s the difference between something being an alternative and something being the default.

And don’t forget: pigeons are attracted to the sound of his voice...

I don’t have a comment right now so I’m just going to throw up this picture of Duke Phillips on a horse.

Never forget that it predicted, pretty much, Jurassic World:

Stil one of the great reaction videos to keep around in your back pocket.

I still vividly remember the episode where Jay’s son - a student at the United Nations school - was in charge of building a float for the school’s parade. It was supposed to be a man on horseback, but because all his classmates left after they ate the pizza Jay provided, he was only able to complete the back half....

If we don't enforce a rule for years, and then suddenly start enforcing it, that's a great way for us to lose a grievance against our union. It's called precedent.

Comparing having something out in the open that the city chose not to enforce (pretty much the only way people would know about it) for years until they suddenly altered course to a crime that the perpetrator know was illegal and actively hide so as not to be caught is a horrible analogy.

The boat is technically still visible. If the city felt like out-smart-assing him, they’d fine him because he failed to actually conceal it.

“I’m always amused when people use the argument that they’ve been breaking the law for years, and no one enforced it. As though it’s a reasonable argument in any other circumstance”

I’m guessing you’re an attorney. No offense.

But he isn’t.

It’s not the AV Club’s fault you’re lacking critical thinking skills 

A prestige TV remake of Friday the 13th sounds absolutely fucking awful regardless of Fuller being attached. I don’t want to watch 7 episodes of backstory about Jason’s mother’s traumatic past and 1 episode where Jason looks at a hockey mask and maybe kills someone half accidentally in the last 5 minutes setting up…