Crackier than Kim K’s booty.

Triple threat CP. Tilted stance, fugly dash, AND a dirty rag on the floorboard.

Of Zyklon-B

Just a quibble here: The National League of American baseball was founded in 1869, while as far as I can tell the English FA didn’t authorize professionalism until 1885. Please correct me if I’m wrong.

Henry Chadwick, inventor of the box score in the 1860's, used “S” to denote a sacrifice. Needing another letter for strikeout, he adopted the “K”.