Oh man, another “players can help me” thing. Call me a grumpy old man or whatever, but I really hope none of that is necessary to complete the game and that I can just play the game by myself. Kojima was constantly saying that the creature he fought was just fodder in terms of alien enemies you fight and it just makes…

Mr. Ped 

They already tried that at Santa Anita.

I’m not sure I’d want to see Intergluteal Cleft opening for anyone.

“Every story deserves a happy ending.”

Gourmet coffee said he’d just be out for a minute to grab some smokes. That was 15 years ago. :(

Maureen Dowd: “Let me eat cake”

Notice how they conveniently didn’t mention that there would be a fee involved. You know there will be......

It will be Mega Construx and we’ll all be disappointed.

Bring on the KraGle!!

I have an agreement with my girlfriend that when she stops buying hundreds of dollars worth of makeup, I’ll stop buying lego sets.

It’s really too bad that SF doesn’t have an MLS team to declare a domestic terrorist organization.

I will call this ship The Divorcer, because there is no way in hell my wife would let me drop that kind of cash on a toy.

I wont be buying this... Who am I kidding...

To start off, most hunts will take at minimum 20 minutes and are designed to flow as Post Quest > Manage Item/Equipment Loadouts > Track Monster > Hunt Monster > Return to Base/Camp.

Missing: One big Bowie bulge

Oh man, these activists are having a very busy September. First the Area 51 storm, then all the way to Heathrow?!?!? How do they get all this time off from work....  Oh, wait.  Nevermind.

“I used to have trouble getting it up, because of E.D.*”