He’s a role model for every high school kid, surviving a cock block on the way to second base.

“i kissed a girl, she disliked it” probably wouldn’t have been as big a hit

That is pink

Wow. Usually it is their major league affiliate doing all the choking.

This site is letting Barstool Sports live rent free in your head.  You are pathetic Alanis.  This is just bitter ex style ranting about your betters.  Enjoy your future unemployment when your new owners finally shut this place down and hire real writers not left wing hacks.

Great... Angel Hernandez is shapeshifting. 

Eric Gregg is looking up and smiling right now.

To be fair, I usually get teary-eyed when I see videos featuring the Arms of An Angel.  

I think that’s a valid question and it’s always a tricky balancing act. Whenever I’m covering a story like this I always ask myself what I’d want to know about the contents of the letter without publishing the entire thing.

Dotard’s trade war cost my company over 60 million dollars this year, and directly affected my profit sharing bonus.

Of course they’re not going to let him play with the same helmet he’s played in his whole career. A Steelers helmet would look stupid with a Raiders uniform.

“I was literally covered in feces,” she told WBFF in 2014. “Are you kidding me who wants that?”

I’d like to see the language of the actual policy, because that memo is pretty vague and doesn’t stipulate that it has to be from an accredited university. There are online degree mills that will probably give him “credit for prior learning” or “credit for life experience” for half of the required credits, cash a…

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Someone better warn John Elway not to go grazing out there.

well its better than the main doctor on staff, a Dr. Acula

“BRC owner Stephen Gore...”

Everything about this is so great!

Kudos to Gizmodo for giving this issue a serious examination. I admit that I would have predicted a Gawker site to participate in the very same hide-newsworthy-conservative-subjects editorializing that apparently Facebook did. Thanks for proving me wrong.