in other words, this is the royal wii?

Joe Hart meanwhile continues to dream of the day he would be called for good goaltending.

The Attitude Era happened because they had competition! 

This is the difficulty that any set narrative runs into when it advertises itself as being driven by “player choice.” It is not possible to both have a set narrative line and not do shit that invalidates certain player decisions at some point along the line.

The same thing happened to Mass Effect 3—and has happened in…

Horribull. Just ... horribull.

So AJ Dualerio remains unemployable even at Bad Gawker.

uh, YouTube is full of former NBA Bradley, center, getting blown up:

Bobby pin weight pedantry. Now the internet has achieved it’s true purpose.

Do that many people honestly enjoy inventory management? I've always hated that mechanic in every game ever and thought it was the worst part of skyrim. 

“Sean McVay is Unavailable.”

Ah. Of course because we see that all the time where college players are like “Oh, now that I’m in the NFL I should just play better.” That’s why all good players in college- especially QBs!- transition effortlessly to the bigger/stronger/faster game that is the NFL.

Whew. What a beating. Tua’s dad said he lost count of how many licks he was supposed to give in the third quarter.

I’m reasonably certain that several members of Alabama’s defense realized sometime this week that a dominant performance tonight would have meant that they were going to get picked by Washington in the draft, and this was the quickest way to avoid it.

Soon, You’ll Be Able To Throw Your Lightgun Peripheral At Your Modern TV When That Stupid Dog’s Laugh Gets To You, And Most Likely Break Your Modern TV In The Process

To be fair you’re also killing yourself with that large pizza. so I don’t take offense.

Learn your history. At one point the Union and the Confederacy combined forces to defeat Thanos.

The NFL is such a dangerous sport that even scouts aren’t immune to CTE.

Easy answer, suspend him over the field of play ala the spidercam. I’m not saying we’d have to call it “The Hanging Booger” but it’s an idea.

When I was living in South Florida after graduation from college — woulda been about 1995? — I reconnected with a childhood buddy of mine. We had done dumb backyard wrestling and bulletin board systems when younger, so it was a bit of a shock to see him as a tattooed aspiring pro wrestler who was, what’s the…

It is best for 20-25 year old men who would dedicate their lives to fighting COBRA.