The wife and I stayed at an all-inclusive resort in Jamaica about five years ago, where you could order a jerk chicken sandwich at all hours of the day. I'm pretty sure I put on about 15 lbs. that trip.

Oh yes it was.

I would have complained more, but I didn't want to have to get out of the greys here later on.

You have to get up pretty early in the afternoon to beat Powerthirteen to a Simpsons' joke!

So that's what "banished to the greys" means…

Does it give you the right to dig up the occupants and use them for the centerpiece of your Beatles-themed haunted house? Asking for a friend.

To be fair, an ex-girlfriend did that once on my carpet and cost me my security deposit.

I'll probably stick around for a bit, but, if this site gets moderated like the former Gawker sites do, where you have to watch what you say or you get banished to the greys on a whim, I'll be done. I came here expressly to get away from that dynamic.

WE DID IT SEEEEEAAAAAAAANNNN'S WAY!

I'll just rearrange these deck chairs…

You left out "and we can monetize it by collecting user data!".

My sister-in-law's house has a waist-high mirror that runs the entire wall from door to shower, including over the toilet. I get to watch myself pee every time I go there.

Capcom just found the setting for the next Resident Evil game.

Something tells me they went through a few architects on this project.

I’m with you. Basically every game I was playing on Xbox was available on PS4, while PS4 had the Naughty Dog games, Bloodborne, etc. that were actual true exclusives. And the Microsoft exclusives were so insanely focused on multiplayer that the single-player campaigns were an afterthought. I still have my Xbox and may…

I remember this game for the brutally difficult three-part final boss fight, which I never won. The last time I had the last part down to it’s very, very last bar of health and it somehow got a massive hit in on me to kill me. I think I almost yanked the PS across the room.

I didn't realize this was a Soderbergh film until I read the review. It made me way more excited for this than I was originally.

I remember watching that Sarasota one, where he couldn't get past the first wing. I 100% blame that sadistic bastard who made those wings for Adam hanging up his fork.

It was far and away the finest acting of her career.

As I experienced this morning after Mexican last night. It was…unpleasant.