I miss the '80s and '90s, when bands would leave members behind because they slept with the lead singer's girlfriend.

Given that the Spanish FA’s bylaws called for a 12-match ban, he might want to shut up and wait quietly for the suspension to end.

So tell Cris Collinsworth all of my problems?

99 of them?

If I invested that much in Tidal, I'd probably need therapy too.

He used to date Nancy Kerrigan?

Days like today make me think "you know, maybe Kinja won't be such a bad thing after all…"

Since Drake's from Canada, his run actually converts to 338 American weeks.

I remember that one. Didn't he get a nice suspension out of it too?

You shouldn't have led off with "Hey, did you hear we're switching to Kinja?"

Though apparently that's now considered a gay slur, as Ryan Getzlaf of the NHL's Ducks found out last year when he used it in a game and got fined for it after the fact.

I'm not big into wrestling anymore but my buddy did his bachelor party during WrestleMania weekend when Flair got inducted into the Hall of Fame. My friend worked at a TV station in Orlando and we happened to be in the station when Flair was doing an interview, and watched him get all choked up talking about…

I prefer the work of her husband, Mr. Goodbar.

Given that this scene is way more badass than anything from The Force Awakens, I'd prefer to see the lightsabers in that replaced with Needle and Oathkeeper.

The difference is, instead of a bar, most of the show takes place at a sperm bank.

Reichstag Theory

I seriously had a dream the other night the other night that Steve Martin had died. Then I woke up and realized it wasn't 2016 anymore and breathed a sigh of relief.

Given how much time was devoted to the Reagan plot, I thought the "payoff" was pretty disappointing and forced (though McKinley and Ben's reaction when they were looking for "Renata" was hysterical). I've said it previously, but I thought the whole series felt both overstuffed and missing something. There was WAY too…

I have friends who worked in radio and can confirm your suspicions.

One day, you'll be lying on the couch minding your own business and out of nowhere BOOM a fatal legdrop.