Please stop ruining my childhood in musical form, Fox.

I’m more confused about Pittsburgh being Philly’s “little brother”, at least sports-wise. By my count, since the last Flyers championship in ‘75, it’s 10-3 Pittsburgh in terms of pro sports titles.

or a fight scene that goes on about five minutes longer than it should

Each show will just be about a different kind of beard. The Santa beard, the lumberjack beard, interviews with Rock Hudson's ex-"girlfriends"…

I think I understand why you no longer work there.

I think that last one is more the Westeros version of "getting your red wings".

Wait until they realize his research has involved full frontal!

I did think listing it on his resume was a bit much.

2017 Logic:

I thought it was decent, but the weakest of the three. I'd put the blame on that on them trying too hard with the overarching plot. It took valuable time away from things like Andy's rivalry with Deegs, Neil teaching Victor to bone (which begged for a montage!) and another potential trip into town. Although it did…

Good. One of Mr. Harrington's long lost relatives in Nigeria just died and left him a large inheritance. I've been trying to get his contact information for weeks!

I totally get the argument as it relates to TV. It took AoS a full two seasons and a main character turning bad before it got interesting, and Inhumans isn't even on my radar for the fall at this point. If they had said that the DC shows on CW were owning the Marvel shows, I would nod my head vigorously (though the…

No, which would have been awesome.

On a related note, is anyone now getting a "Yas, Queen" ad from Norwegian Airlines up above? Given that I've commented on stories involving both this tour and Scandinavia's favorite cheap furniture store, it seems a little too on the nose.

It reminds me too much of Hawk Harrelson's home run call.

You may have already lost the first one, as there's a large chain of burger/milk shake places in the Carolinas by that name.

It's like with a baby: the CEO cries and things just happen.

Please tell me at least one of them features a guy dressed like Boss Hogg.

HOAs are such an outdated institution, it’s disgusting. The HOA in my neighborhood is made up of a bunch of bored retirees who only get their jollies from being a pain to the rest of us. When I went to put solar panels on my house, they refused to approve it until I got a signed affidavit from the company installing…

But then you also have to throw in marketing and merchandising tie-ins, in which I can guarantee you Guardians cleans up at just because they're in every Disney store and at all the parks in addition to the normal distribution. Factor that in, and I can guarantee you that it not only wipes out the $15 million deficit,…