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Please don't let it be like either of those movies.

I think we next need a supercut of the most eye-rollingly bad scenes in movie history. The "Martha" scene in BvS is at the top of my list.

Should have upgraded to the Splurg.

I had an Ikea queen size bed with those same slats. When we moved, the movers walked in, took a look at the bed and went "oh crap". Apparently, Ikea beds (and all other Ikea furniture) have the reputation of being insanely hard to move in one piece. The bed survived another year before we upgraded to an actual bed.

I refused to watch that one in deference to Robert Englund. I like Jackie Earle Haley a lot, but there is only one Freddy Krueger.

I believe in Scandinavia, they're called "saunas".

Ironically, the cave paintings Jon showed Danaerys last night were easier to understand than most Ikea instructions.

It's also called bleaching, and technically it's done on the underside of the rug.

Dr. Loomis was later investigated for insurance fraud.

At least make it something interesting, like Freddy's backstory of "child murderer who comes back from the dead to haunt dreams". "He likes to kill people" isn't an origin story.

Cut your hair, hippie!

When I was in college, one of those stores used to run a full 30-minute infomercial Saturdays at 1 or 2 am, where he'd dress up in a tux and what I'm assuming is his family would come in modeling the latest leather goods.

Domestically, yes. But worldwide (which I think is a bigger barometer these days), Guardians is still up $70 million.

Cooper was there as his "DJ Ski Mask" character.

He's running off with the Hoff?

And here I thought it was because his owner didn't roll down the window.

Chance the Rapper and PWR BTTM's heat maps are at their hottest within a one-block radius in Chicago.

The irony of that last line is a lot of Sorkin's writing comes across as liberals trying to show how smart they are.

THREE SEPARATE TIMES!!! I know his origin story is pretty over the top, but it's part of what makes him such a great character. Making him either a rich guy or just another scientist makes him just another villain.

Meanwhile, the Lucy statue that used to be in Celoron, NY will be played by Matthew McConaughey.