Type of boyfriend every girl want.

Like dress up day at Gawker Media.

If your drinking doesn’t have a 30% chance of killing you, then you’re *definitely* half-assing it.

Okay, so a balanced budget in his state? Great. So we’re clear, 49 states require balanced budgets. So . . . congratulations, Mike Pence?

*an moran

A classmate asked for our help in some online contest thing so that her boss could meet Dana White, his hero. I could not, in good conscience, participate.

Somehow a $4billion company thinks they should keep this guy around

You mean blood coming out of her wherever?

Oh rich white people. Towel charms. if I see someone at the beach/pool with a towel charm, I think I’m gonna have a spell.

I didn’t say they’re confused. I said they’re messing with me so I die sooner and they can have all my stuff.

Also, you sound like a MASSIVE dick bag. I’m “young” btw. I just hate peers like you who think they’ve got the world figured out, and also say “old people”. Really, who the fuck says that who’s over 9 years old, or so?

Cause Old Guy coach has Super Bowl rings. Young qb had a commercial endorsement from a 3rd rate sandwich chain. Enjoy him Cleveland.

Uh, because the old guy has two Super Bowl rings? If Belichick retired tomorrow and got replaced by a Josh McDaniels type, then yeah, Tom Brady can tell that guy how to coach. A rookie QB, no matter how good, doesn’t get to tell a proven coach the same thing.

So Bobby Hoying probably should have pulled this same act on Hoodie. Or Matt Cassell, he had a good year when Brady went down. A single good year from a young QB is worth way more than an old coach, right? That’s why Snyder has so many more wins than Kraft.

You mistake my age, but I do celebrate the death of the Boomers, a generation that took out reverse mortgages on homes they inherited from their parents.

Uhh, because the old guy probably knows what he’s talking about a hell of a lot more? Because it’s important to leverage athletic ability into long term success?

Is this some kind of new Millennial generation workplace logic? "Mom says I'm special, so shut up, oldster."

Shanahan should have leaped from his chair and put Griffin on IR himself.

Still, she'd be a better choice than the Black-Eye Peas for the Super Bowl halftime show.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: Her ass is two axe-handles wide. She is built like Grimace.